Jobs – PIT

The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show

26 maart 2014 By egbert Geen reacties

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people. … Read more

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You can see how I lived before I met you.

26 maart 2014 By egbert Geen reacties

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the … Read more

Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

26 maart 2014 By egbert Geen reacties

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if … Read more

“Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer

26 maart 2014 By egbert Geen reacties

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe … Read more

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